Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

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